2019.24

We have almost reached the longest day and I’m sat here typing this wearing two jumpers and wondering whether I should turn the heating on. I have a theory. Whenever we have a mildish winter the following spring and summer are distinctly below average. Maybe a passing meteorologist could confirm my suspicions.

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2019.3

Why didn’t I? That’s a question I’m constantly asking myself while sorting out snaps to post. Because my shoots are unstructured I’m always missing out on poses that should be obvious. Neglecting to take bum shots of girls with cute bums, low angle shots of girls with great legs, dangling boob shots of girls with big boobs. Why! I have on occasions written a few notes down before a session to jog my memory but I forget to stick to the plan. I’m sure the models cast a spell on me and my tiny brain shuts down and only bursts back into life after the shoot is over and I’m looking at the results.

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Lost My Starting Handle

It’s that time of year again where I struggle to get enthusiastic about anything. I don’t bother getting out of bed much before midday and then idle my time away watching daytime TV or YouTube videos. There’s a long list of things I should be doing, some important, some frivolous, but no matter what I just can’t get motivated. It’s nothing new, when British Summer Time ends my mind and body shut down.

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