2019.43

So after 2 postponements the UK’s new internet porn blocking law has been dropped. Preventing children from viewing porn may be a good idea but this law looked half-arsed with no one knowing how it was going to work in the real world. None of the age verification systems being touted looked foolproof and with most kids being the more computer savvy they would have had little trouble bypassing them leaving them free to view whatever they liked while dirty old men like me would be locked out.

ADULTS ONLY

2019.24

We have almost reached the longest day and I’m sat here typing this wearing two jumpers and wondering whether I should turn the heating on. I have a theory. Whenever we have a mildish winter the following spring and summer are distinctly below average. Maybe a passing meteorologist could confirm my suspicions.

ADULTS ONLY

2019.3

Why didn’t I? That’s a question I’m constantly asking myself while sorting out snaps to post. Because my shoots are unstructured I’m always missing out on poses that should be obvious. Neglecting to take bum shots of girls with cute bums, low angle shots of girls with great legs, dangling boob shots of girls with big boobs. Why! I have on occasions written a few notes down before a session to jog my memory but I forget to stick to the plan. I’m sure the models cast a spell on me and my tiny brain shuts down and only bursts back into life after the shoot is over and I’m looking at the results.

ADULTS ONLY