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It has become popular for run-of-the-mill tit and bum photographers to call themselves creatives. They probably think it is more likely they will be able to attract classy art nude models to pose for their cunt shots. It seems like a great idea so in future I too am going to call myself a creative, after all, I’m forever creatively seeking ways to make my “art” look like snapshots. Yes, my tongue is in my cheek.

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When searching for localish models on portfolio hosting sites I always specify no tattoos yet most of the results thrown up do indeed have them, and not just the odd small one either. It seems the majority of tattooed models can’t be arsed to confirm the fact and leave poor suckers like me wasting time wading through their portfolios to find out the ugly truth.

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