If you hadn’t already noticed Zoe has given me permission to post a few of her selfies on xHamster. Link is on the Movies page. If she kindly sends me more I will arrange to have that gallery updated. I live in hope that one day I will get her to pose on the green sofa but being a pessimist I’m not holding my breath.
Meanwhile let’s return to the back garden on a warm sunny afternoon for this posting.
I’m not clever enough to decipher the hidden meaning of the poem but I bet it’s something along the lines of getting Maud outside alone to give her a good boning in amongst the flower beds. I on the other hand would only ask her out into the garden to pose for some artistic snapshots. True gentleman me.
It’s always a bonus if the weather is kind enough to allow an impromptu striptease set in the back garden. Doubly so if the model is as attractive as this. I was always fascinated with the contrast between her cold grey eyes and her warm olive coloured skin.
Christmas that is. You have probably guessed by the overall tone of this blog that I’m not a happy-go-lucky sort of person so festive celebrations are nowhere near the top of my to do list. Christmas should be great for kids but leave us grumpy old fuckers out of it please. My Christmas break was a couple of days spent shovelling calories down my neck and then getting back to work as quickly as possible before I started to throw up. Alcohol? I can’t hold my drink, one glass of wine and I topple over and fall asleep. As you can see, I’m not a fun person to be around.