Kinks In The Law

So the age verification systems due to be enforced on all UK porn sites in April as part of the Digital Economy Act is to be delayed until later in the year so that further “public consultation” can take place. Good job. I’ve not heard anybody who has a clue how it is going to work and that includes the overpaid members of the quango charged with setting it up and policing it.

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Great Expectations

Booking a fresh face is stressful, you never know what’s going to turn up, if at all. There is the possibility that their portfolio shots are a fantasy concocted in Photoshop and that’s why I find selfies shot on a mobile to be a far better guide. Looking good in a photo is one thing but how well can they pose? In the good old days I had the patience to help a new model along but Mr Grumpy Old Big Ears is a bit on the snappy side and likely to upset a delicate flower. Thinking back to these 4 ladies I can just about recall 2 of them giving me a few minor headaches, I will leave it to you to guess which 2, but I still ended up with usable adult content so no big dramas.

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Hell On Heels

Stilettos appear to make legs look better in photos but they can cause problems. I had one model fall down the stairs in them! Scared the shit out of me but thankfully she wasn’t hurt. Nowadays I ask models to put their heels on at the bottom of the stairs just in case they are not used to wearing them. Better safe than sorry methinks. On the other hand I know models who wouldn’t be seen dead out of high heels. I think they even wear them in bed!

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