Lost My Starting Handle

It’s that time of year again where I struggle to get enthusiastic about anything. I don’t bother getting out of bed much before midday and then idle my time away watching daytime TV or YouTube videos. There’s a long list of things I should be doing, some important, some frivolous, but no matter what I just can’t get motivated. It’s nothing new, when British Summer Time ends my mind and body shut down.

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Only The Brave

I like a girl in a mini skirt and the denim ones photograph particularly well. When asked most models say they wouldn’t dare wear the shortest ones outside of a studio but this young lady told me she often wore it when she went clubbing. I said don’t you get a lot of unwelcome attention flashing your knickers? She replied, “Oh no, I don’t wear any knickers.”

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Wintertime Blues

It’s miserable outside so time to dig into the filing cabinet and find some photos taken on warmer happier days. Model number one, a cheeky blonde snapped in the back garden. The second set were taken at the bus stop just around the corner from my place. Passing motorists were most appreciative judging by the number of catcalls and car horns we got, or should that be she got. The final set shot in my usual happy hunting ground, the local rec.

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