Lost My Starting Handle

It’s that time of year again where I struggle to get enthusiastic about anything. I don’t bother getting out of bed much before midday and then idle my time away watching daytime TV or YouTube videos. There’s a long list of things I should be doing, some important, some frivolous, but no matter what I just can’t get motivated. It’s nothing new, when British Summer Time ends my mind and body shut down.

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Only The Brave

I like a girl in a mini skirt and the denim ones photograph particularly well. When asked most models say they wouldn’t dare wear the shortest ones outside of a studio but this young lady told me she often wore it when she went clubbing. I said don’t you get a lot of unwelcome attention flashing your knickers? She replied, “Oh no, I don’t wear any knickers.”

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