2019.29

So the government’s new internet porn regs have been postponed yet again. I’m not surprised, have you met anyone who has a clue how they are going to work? Tell the missus to add to the weekly shopping list an age verification porn card. Oh, and don’t forget to take your passport with you. Methinks not.

ADULTS ONLY

2019.24

We have almost reached the longest day and I’m sat here typing this wearing two jumpers and wondering whether I should turn the heating on. I have a theory. Whenever we have a mildish winter the following spring and summer are distinctly below average. Maybe a passing meteorologist could confirm my suspicions.

ADULTS ONLY

2019.23

A young lady in undies. One of my favourite scenarios. It does though trigger my OCD. Bloody labels! That’s right I can’t stand labels sticking out from the bra or knickers. Models are liable to be attacked with my scissors as I cut off the offending washing instructions that are often larger than some thongs.

ADULTS ONLY

2019.20

Breathe deeply and count to ten. Is anyone else with TalkTalk? When things are working and I don’t touch anything there obviously are no issues, but if I power off or reboot my modem for any reason it refuses to reconnect to the broadband service and I’m forced to contact their support. This is where the swearing starts. Because I’m not using the TalkTalk issued modem it’s all my own fault and they have little sympathy with me. On the phone it takes an age to go through all the basic stuff to prove there is nothing wrong at my end and it just needs them to do some sort of network port reset. I stopped using their box when I couldn’t get a decent connection speed to my NAS drive and I replaced it with a more manly higher specced modem router. More fool me.

ADULTS ONLY