One Down

That’s January over with and I did absolutely nothing photography wise. I didn’t even pick up a camera although I did manage a couple of snaps with my iPhone. What about February? Well in the past February has been my least productive month so I’m not counting on any green sofa action but surely I’ve got to make it more exciting than this January.

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Much Ado About Nothing

That pretty well summed up 2016 for me. Health problems looked as if they would dominate my year but after undergoing further hospital tests they thankfully turned out to be fairly minor. Just keep taking the tablets Big Ears. Hot chicks on the green sofa were few and far between. I’ve lost the urge, scarcely any models get my interest nowadays, too much in the way of body modifications and adornments for my tastes. Where have all the attractive natural looking models gone. What about 2017? Photographically I fear things are going to get a damn sight more depressing for me. I will have less money to squander and with fashion dictating the inked plastic look I think finding fresh talent is destined to become nigh impossible. C’est la vie.
My prospects may look bleak but I would wish all of you out there on planet internet a healthy happy 2017.

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You Want To Know What!

I’m always amazed at the number of really basic photographic questions I see being asked on forums by “photographers” who own £1000’s worth of top of the line equipment. I’m a long way from being an expert but when I was a young lad I read camera manuals and photo magazines, listened to what the boring old timers had to say, and even did evening classes so I didn’t look a complete idiot when I could afford to own a proper big boys camera. If you are spending monstrous wads of spondulicks on a hobby why is there such a reluctance to get a modicum of know-how before taking the plunge? Christ it’s even handed to you on a plate nowadays with everything you need to know, and more, being freely available on YouTube.

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