Start As You Mean To Carry On

I hope you all had an enjoyable festive break. Unfortunately I didn’t. I contracted some sort of infection and spent most of the week in a slightly unhealthy state and my Christmas dinner consisted of a couple of slices of toast and a cuppa. Because I didn’t feel horribly bad I choose not to seek medical help which turned out to be a big mistake because over New Year things got much worse. My birthday tradition is a trip to a zoo but on that morning I was in two minds whether to cancel and go to the doctor instead. Not wanting to appear too wimpy we headed to Whipsnade with me in some discomfort. After 4 1/2 miles of trekking around the zoo in a howling gale I didn’t feel any worst but decided I had to see a doctor the following day. After a few painful prods from a nurse and then a doctor I’m back on the high strength antibiotics for a month. December was a shocker healthwise and January has started on much the same lines but this blog contains far too much negativity so I’m determined to only report the positives in the future. I can’t believe I just said that.

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Jealousy

I’m upset. I’ve recently come across some excellent photos of a model I know very well and the photographers have done a far better job of making her look sexy than I have done. What makes it even more annoying is she isn’t even showing anything. Note to self, let the model keep her clothes on, well for at least a couple of snaps.

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Bum Love

Another strange looking update because I’ve been in bed coughing my guts up for most of the week.
The first girl was a fresh faced innocent who had just moved to a nearby town. She spoke very little English so the discussions were directed through her partner who in truth was only slightly better. He told me she would probably be okay shooting up to topless but I found she quite liked to show off her cute petite arse and I’m sure if I had asked nicely she would even have done a few front frontals but I didn’t want to push my luck. Being local there were going to be other chances to photograph her, or so I thought. Unfortunately their stay in the UK was short and they moved back east. The second girl, a typical British glamour model, has a juicy big arse, the type you would just love to sink your teeth into, okay I’m a pervert, and this frock emphasizes it well.

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