Dog Days Are Over

Well actually they aren’t. I really am trying hard to find new talent for you all to savour, or whatever you do when looking at my snaps, but nothing I see makes me jump up from my chair and shout Eureka! The few good looking localish models are ruined by tattoos and the well known faces who might risk a shoot with me are too far away. I do have sessions arranged with a couple of girls you have already seen. I probably won’t shoot any new ideas but at least I’ll have a laugh and a good old gossip. Oh well, let’s post a casting call and see what pops up.

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And now for something completely different.

Alternative model? What the fuck does it mean. I hate the term. Models with a few tattoos and piercings are forever using the alternative pigeonhole. Look around you, girls in the UK without a tattoo or piercing are as rare as rocking horse shit. Surely we should be calling models who haven’t mutilated themselves alternative.

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