The biggest bore

is the person who is bored by everyone and everything. (Frank Tyger)
Fucking hell, he’s talking about me.
What’s wrong with being a boring kind of guy? (Gerald Brenan)
Phew, thanks for that Gerald, I feel a lot better now.
Why all this talk of boredom? It’s because I’m going through a snapping crisis at the moment. Attractive young ladies are contacting me for shoots but I just can’t come up with a good enough reason to dust the camera off. I need new ideas to fire me up but my mind is a total blank. I really am bored by everyone and everything.

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Sod’s law.

Before the launch of this redesigned website I did a month of vigorous testing to make sure everything worked. Getting movies to display correctly turned out to be the most problematic but in the end I sorted it. Guess what? I come to post a movie on the live site and fuck me it doesn’t work. The best laid plans etc. etc. Back to studying the WordPress help pages methinks.

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