Sort It Out

Money issues are mentally draining me. I need to finish off my pension arrangements and see just what spending clout I really do have. The returns on savings are truly shite at the moment and annuity rates are nose diving. George Osborne’s plan of letting you fritter away your pension pot seems like a good idea until you work out the tax implications. Doing a rough calculation results in something like a £85k tax bill for me. Fuck off George. All this makes the good old Bank Of Mattress look unbeatable!

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A Gentleman Of Leisure

Retirement, time to put my feet up and take it easy. Yeah right! Issues which have been bubbling away for the last few months have come to the boil and it’s stressing me out. While working I could claim I didn’t have the time to get involved but now I have no excuse and people are looking to me for guidance and help. Reality bites

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The Shouting Stage

Before I start this rant I will own up to being a long time user of Apple stuff. I’ve been very happy with my iPhone 4 but it’s a bit long in the tooth now so methinks it’s time to treat myself to an update. I headed off to the forums and blogs to get more info and opinions on the new 5s but what do I find, yes, Android phone users rubbishing Apple products. Now I have never been on an Android forum, why would I, I have no interest in that OS, so why then do their users feel the need to bombard Apple specific sites with their mindless crap. Jealousy, being paid by Google, small penises? Answers on a postcard please.

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What the fuck.

I’m having heaps of shit with the internet at the moment. Is it the same elsewhere? This site appears to have gone down a couple of times this week and at home my connection speed has dropped 75% along with having to reboot my router almost daily. I’m not amused because since the death of proper television the internet is my only source of entertainment. Oh you sad cunt Big Ears.

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