Many people think I’m a lazy cunt whose photo shoots consist entirely of models, in and out of their knickers, flopping around on the green sofa. Well check these snaps out suckers. Natural light, no fill, lens wide open. Christ, if I had shot them in black and white I could almost have called it fine art. That was a bit over the top I know but I’m proud of these snaps and they go some way to justifying the money I paid out on a 50mm f1.4 lens. I’m going to be a bit controversial now and say I also like the quality of the bokeh this lens gives. Bokeh, fuck off Big Ears you haven’t a clue what it is. Okay, I admit even after reading through the Wikipedia explanation twice I’m still a bit vague to what the fuck it is, but, lots of know it all cunts, sorry photographers, use the word all the time on their blogs so if I want this site to to appear at least half as clever as theirs I’m going to have to throw in a few technical words every now and then.
With each year that passes I find it harder and harder to get any enthusiasm for snapping girls. I am constantly looking at the portfolios and casting calls on the usual modelling websites but little excites me enough to warrant the hassle of setting a session up. At the beginning of the year I tell myself to stick to adult models and shoot the dirty stuff but most girls of that ilk nowadays are covered in tattoos and have plastic beach balls for tits. Does Joe Bloggs really like that look, I don’t, so the majority of the few shoots I end up doing are with soft nude models. Snapping this sort of model is problematic for me. I have a reputation for shooting smut so many of them won’t entertain a session on the green sofa and the ones that will frustrate me because I want them legs wide apart with their knickers around their ankles. I could promise to make it look arty (snigger) I suppose.