Tweet, tweet, tweet.

Because my life is so exciting, yeah right, I’ve decided to create one of them new fangled Twitter thingys. I will only twit, sorry tweet, whenever the web site gets updated and alike and not bore you with my full social calendar. If you are into this jibber jabber just click on the Twitter button on the About Big Ears Pix page.

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The taste police.

How I detest them know it all cunts, sorry, photographers, who hang around photography forums and are forever harping on about the poor quality of images being posted. I always have a little chuckle to myself if anyone ever mentions photography and art in the same sentence. When it comes to images of the female form most normal men will be checking the chick out and not worrying about whether the composition follows the rule of thirds correctly. If you want real art go to a fucking art gallery and leave the internet to get on with what it does best, pornography.

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The biggest bore

is the person who is bored by everyone and everything. (Frank Tyger)
Fucking hell, he’s talking about me.
What’s wrong with being a boring kind of guy? (Gerald Brenan)
Phew, thanks for that Gerald, I feel a lot better now.
Why all this talk of boredom? It’s because I’m going through a snapping crisis at the moment. Attractive young ladies are contacting me for shoots but I just can’t come up with a good enough reason to dust the camera off. I need new ideas to fire me up but my mind is a total blank. I really am bored by everyone and everything.

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