Who the fuck is Big Ears Pix? Well I’m glad you asked me that question (politician blah blah). Some basic information. Born in Rugby, Warwickshire. Lived, if you can call it that, in Rugby. Died, date to be confirmed, in Rugby. The SNAPSHOTS of GIRLS website has been running in one form or another since 1997, yes that fucking long. The only other things you need to know about me are that I’m a big fat ugly grumpy old git who, if you ever have the misfortune to run into, will bore the pants off you, which is really convenient if you happen to be a photogenic young lady. Enough said, let’s move on to the talking bollocks and nekkid girls on the green sofa.