The biggest bore

is the person who is bored by everyone and everything. (Frank Tyger)
Fucking hell, he’s talking about me.
What’s wrong with being a boring kind of guy? (Gerald Brenan)
Phew, thanks for that Gerald, I feel a lot better now.
Why all this talk of boredom? It’s because I’m going through a snapping crisis at the moment. Attractive young ladies are contacting me for shoots but I just can’t come up with a good enough reason to dust the camera off. I need new ideas to fire me up but my mind is a total blank. I really am bored by everyone and everything.